Professional Guide
GO TOUCH GRASS
YOU SICK INDIVIDUAL
(respectfully)
Direction from Doug In German, M.D
Our Mission
An Introduction
Do you ever find yourself staring at your computer for hours on end? If so, you've come to the right place. Our goal is to help you go outside and touch grass. To be told to touch grass is intended as an insult for people who spend too much time online, disconnected from the reality outside their pixelated screens. This guide was created for people who struggle with doing this. With our "resources" we are aiming to help you, and many others, touch grass.
In this image, he is touching grass. This could be you if you would go outside you moron
Benefits of Touching Grass
It Relieves Stress
Green is a soothing color that helps calm your mind and reduces tension. When you touch grass, the level of endorphins(feel-good hormones) in your body increases. Research also shows that touching grass helps to decrease stress level by 62 percent.
The Grass Team.
These people make this endeavor possible and want to help you in any way they can.
Do not hesitate to contact us for any of your problems revolving around touching grass.
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Contact
(Because You Need Help)
Business Hours:
9:00 am - 9:30 am
Every Other Thursday
In May
